ever told a cop to fuck off?

apparently I have... I'll tell you as best I can remember as it was related to me.
So, I was walking, (stumbling) home from the bar one night. I noticed a group of youngsters high on testosterone and alcohol. They were "brawling". yer or whateva's. I watched for a bit and when it escalated and the cops went "wooh hoo" I left. I made a right and headed up the street to a friends house to say "high". We were making sweet love to the god of cannabis when a masked man carrying a flashlight popped out of the yard and flashed his light on me. "What the fuck I said", he replied in kind with "where have you been tonight"? I told him I had arrived earlier from the planet ZeebZorb and would be finishing my stay here shortly. He said I matched a description. I promptly told him that I match no description and that he should be on his merry way. Amazingly the "peace officer" clicked off his lamp of fear and turned and walked away with his tail between his legs. We continued to drink and smoke till the mind was content. Then I passed out.

Fuck that guy.


theOmega